Last Minute Costumes

Halloween is quickly approaching, and if you don't have a costume yet, here are some quick, cheap, and somewhat corny options that may not scare, but will certainly entertain at any Halloween party! Check them out:

-Carry a quarter and a hammer. What are you? A Quarter-pounder.

-Dress all in black, tie a shot glass around your neck. What are you? A shot in the dark!

-Wrap yourself in wrapping paper with a tag: "From: God, To: Women". What are you? God's gift to women.

-Attach sugar-cubes (or candy) all over yourself. What are you? Sugar-Daddy or Sugar-Momma.

-Draw the letter P around the child's eyes. What are you? "Black-Eyed-Peas". Be careful to use safe ink!!!!

-Quarter (or preferably enlarged photocopy of one) taped to your back. What are you? A quarter-back.

-Wrap yourself in some (or all) aluminum foil. What are you? A baked potato!

-Wear all white. Attach (or paint) yellow circle to your stomach. You are an egg. Add horns and a pitchfork and you are a deviled egg.

-Paint a shoebox black and attach it to your back. What are you? A refrigerator magnet.

-Bridal gown and sneakers? What are you? Runaway bride.

-Paint one finger gold. What are you? Gold finger.

-Get some cat and dog stuffed animals. Use double sided tape or string to attach to an umbrella. Its raining cats and dogs.

-Wear normal clothes. Attach a dollar to each ear. What are you? A Buccaneer. (Buck-an-ear).

-Dress in a nice suit. Attach legal documents to yourself. What are you? A law suit.

-Wear normal clothes, make a sign that says "Nudist on Strike!"

-Wear all white. Attach old cups, milk cartons etc to you. What are you? White trash.